Red Flower Power Windbreaker

$70.00 $94.99

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Enjoy the pleasantries of this bouquet of flowers protecting and blessing your every move while you wear them! Catch yourself smiling at a flower on your knee or thigh while on the toilet- our clothes will make you enjoy your day!

Also, We Must Know, how the Flower was Created:
”After the Greed of the Potato Gods, the humans meditated under Mr. Sun, for they only needed the sun’s rays to thrive. From these group meditations, the humans created a love so strong, the first flower was created. This however, took up all of their energy, and wiped out the entire human race. But Because the Flower’s Love For The Human's Was So Strong, a new human race was created. They were a bit weaker, so they ate of the potato land but lived in harmony with the flowers.” -The Sacred Book of Aricama

Gear up for windy and rainy seasons in this classic Men's Windbreaker. Handmade with lightweight, water-resistant fabric, and full mesh lining that can layer easily over our Men's Tank or Graphic Tee.